I may or may not have copied/pasted this from my Tumblr
One time, my brother and I were sharing a hotel room on a family vacation. I was exhausted, and we didn’t have anything on our itinerary for the next day until the late afternoon. Translation: SLEEP UNTIL 2PM
But I did not get to be the lazy schlum that I longed to be. Around 8 in the morning, I was awoken by sounds of vacuums in the hallway. I grumbled. I tried to block the sound out with a pillow-sandwich on my head. Nothing worked. All while brother was peacefully Zzzzzing. So the only next logical step was to embrace my predicament and evesdrop with what was going on outside my room.
The vacuuming subsided. I heard the shower running in the room next to mine. Great, the walls were thin. But I thought this was my chance to be able to fall back asleep. Running water was a nice enough white noise to be lulled to, right?
Wrong. Because the sound of running water quickly turned into the sound of rhythmic splashing.
Oh dear.
Followed by the sound of rhythmic moaning.
Oh dear oh dear oh dearrrrr. Followed by a knock at the door. Their door. The I’m-only-going-to-use-the-knuckle-of-my-index-finger kind of knock.
“House keeping?” (knock knock knock)
“House keepeeennnngggg?” (knock knock knock)
I heard their door open.
“House kee—oh! Oh no! I’m sorry lady…OH MY GODDDDDD”
Door slammed. But really, who can blame them? Nothing’s sexier than the Holiday Inn Express. ”OHHHH CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST! OHHHHHH CINNAMON ROLLS!”