Oh, internet.

^According to Blogger this is where one reader found me.

I'm not sure why information about mesothelioma is being associated with me but alrighty.

Things I think about during morning traffic

I propose a positive addition to car horns. They just sound so mean on their own.

For example, if someone honks at you but you did nothing wrong, hit the “I DISAGREE BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT” horn.

Or if you just want to send a stranger some feedback, press the “GREAT JOB U-TURNING!” horn.

There can even be a horn for compliments: “CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR CHILD MAKING THE JEFFERSON JR HIGH HONOR ROLL, I’M SO HONORED TO BE DRIVING BEHIND A PRODIGY PARENT”