Things college kids say on the weekends:
"I promise I'm not drunk! I only threw up because that last shot of vodka went down the wrong way"Or the classic:
"I'm not drunk! I'm just tipsy"
(Repeated a million times over the course of 10 minutes.)
Sorry, but if you feel the need to keep clarifying yourself, then you're probably drunk. (But you're also probably entertaining. None of these have to be a bad thing!)
Sometimes when I see eager young freshman girls walking around campus all scantily clad and hooking up with anything that stands up straight, I like reminding myself "That's probably going to be someone's grandma someday."
And then the future seems bright and magical.
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