Me being Miss Literal

I've been horrible with this thing, I apologize. Summer school and my internship have eaten up most of my life....and the rest have been taken up with doing absolutely nothing and watching every episode of The Hills on MTV's website. (I'll save ya the trouble: I judge myself).

Anyway.

Sometimes people say things that just....fascinate me because they make no sense. Like this phrase:

"I'm SO A.D.D"

or something like

"I hate having a messy kitchen, I'm so OCD"

...has been said on several of my facebook friend's statuses in the past. By people who most definitely do not have Attention Deficit Disorder or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. But because they have a short attention span sometimes, or really like to clean, they say it anyway.

What if people applied that kind of logic to other health things?

"She wouldn't give me her number. I'm SO erectile disfunction"

"This soup burned my mouth! I'm SO gingivitis"

"Come on everyone, let's go out for some Taco Bell! I know, I know, I'm sooooooooo irritable bowel syndrome"

Yeah, eye-dee-gee-eye.